A 5years old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer.
The preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to harass the kid. "aren't you a little young to be drinking son?" he asked. "that's nothing." the kid says after taking a sip of the beer. " I got laid when I was
three". The preacher is surprised, "what? How did that happen?" the kid answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk"
The preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to harass the kid. "aren't you a little young to be drinking son?" he asked. "that's nothing." the kid says after taking a sip of the beer. " I got laid when I was
three". The preacher is surprised, "what? How did that happen?" the kid answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk"
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