Kamine tu shakal se hi ..

Girl (sharmate hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi hota hai jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai
For Example
Ladka = Cement
Ladki = Rait
Love = Pani
ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta.
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Girl (hanste hue): kamine tu shakal se hi Mistri lagta hai. ..... tongue emoticon wink emoticon grin emoticon

Scientiest Sammelan

हिजो मात्रै भएको साईन्टिस्टहरुको सम्मेलनमा राजेश हमालले सबैलाई चकित परिदिएछन्
राजेश: "मैले एउटा एस्तो चिज बनाएको छु कि । जस्को मiर्फत भित्ताको वार पार देख्न सकिन्छ!"
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साईन्टिस्ट हरु चकित हुँदै एकै स्वरमा: "ओहो !! के चिज बनायौ त तिमीले ?"
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Behos ho gaya |Hindi Jokes

एक प्रेमी अपनी….
प्रेमिका की ज़ुल्फ़ों में ऐसा खो गया की,
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बेहोश हो गया
जब होश में आया तो रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा,
जानु नहाती नहीं हो क्या ? 😂😂😂

सेरे आतिदै हस्पिटमा पुगेर |Nepali Jokes online

सेरे आतिदै हस्पिटमा पुगेर
सेरे- डाक्टर साब घर गएर जांचेको कति फिस लाग्छ?
डाक्टर- एक छिन सोचेर 200रुपैयां
सेरे- ल छिटो जाउं डाक्टर साब
डाक्टर ले बाईक निकाल्यो र सेरेलाई पछाडी राखेर कुदायो। घर पुगेपछि 

आज बीहानै दूध पसल अगाडी लामो लाईन छ

एकछीन हासौँनत
आज बीहानै दूध पसल
अगाडी लामो लाईन छ
तर पसल खूलेकै छैन
सेरे लाईन को छेउ छेउ हूदै
पसल
अगाडी पूगेको मात्र के
थीयो
एउटा मान्छे ले

I told him I charge $100 a night.

Boss hired a sexy secretary & got infatuated. 

10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from
his 54th floor office. 

Police:
'Who was there at that time in the room?'

Secy:
'I was there.
He was a good man.
One day he bought me:
a fur coat for $5000,
then he bought me a diamond necklace for $50000, then he bought me a diamond ring for $10000.
Today he asked me to spend the night at his place.
I told him I charge $100 a night. 

10 inch will be good enough

A lady made an advertisment in newspaper,-

"I want a man to be my partner..
Conditions 3..
1. He will not beat me,
2. He will not run away.
3 and most important.- He will have to satistfy
me in beds,whenever i want.
10 inch will be good enough"

After some hour her door bell rang.