man 80 years of age married a young lady

A man 80 years of age married a young lady.
A year later he carried her to the hospital, and
she had a baby. The nurse said to the man:
‘At your age, how do you do that?’
The man answered: ‘You just have to keep the
motor running’.
Another year passes, and the man carries her
back to the hospital, another baby. The same
nurse said to the man and asked: ‘You are

Indian and American talk

Two man, one american & an indian were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot...

The indian said to american- u know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom i haven't even meet. we call this arranged marriage. i don't want to marry to women whom i don't love......i told them openly.....lot of family problems.....

The american said- talking about love merraiges....i will tell u my story. i married a widow whom i deeply loved & dated for 3yrs. after a couple of years, my father in love with my step daughter & married her, so my father become my son-in-law & i became my father's father-in-law.

शेरे छिटो बिहे गर्न यार मलाई पनि मज्जा हुन्थो

हर्के:- शेरे छिटो बिहे गर्न यार मलाई पनि मज्जा हुन्थो कि...
शेरेः- कसरि मैले बिहे गर्दा तलाई मज्जा आउछ नि मुला मलाई पो.... ...
हर्केः- तैले बिहे गरिस भने त दिउसो अफिस जान्थिस, म चै तेरो बुढि संग फिलिम हेर्न जान पाऊथे
नि....अनि आयेन.....मज्जा .