गर्लफ्रेन्डका का कुरा!

गर्लफ्रेन्डका का कुरा!
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1. याद गरेर मिस्कल
गर्यो लोभी भन्छे।
2. माया लागेर फोन गर्यो,"किन
फोन गरेको काम नपाएर भन्छे"।
3. फोन गरेध
भने,"तिमी पहिलेजस्तो रहेनौ,
हामीजस्तासँग कँहा बोल्न हुन्छर"
भन्छे।
4.पहिले जस्तै गरी कुरा गर्यो,"
तिमी त कस्तो बोरिङ्ग,
तिमीलाइ मसँग बोल्न मन रहेनछ"
भन्छे।

u look great today with this clean shave

Girl : wow u look great today with this clean shave. tell me how many times do u Shave beard in a day??

Boy : 30 to 40 times.

Girl : what r u mad?

boy : no i m a barber..

Chartered Accountant Student went & proposed a girl

Chartered Accountant Student went & proposed a girl.

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I will bring stars from the sky, I will jump from where ever u say, I will do anything for u.

Girl : Can u complete ur CA Course without a single back??