Nurse to Engineer

Nurse to Engineer: 
Nurse : Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times.

Engineer: ok

Nurse: What do u feel now....??

three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian

There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.

The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the water it's a 32 degrees Celsius."

The other two were amazed.

"Let me try", the Englishman said.

So he put his organ in the water, waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature is 32.3"

What Professional Usually say

The Phrases of what Professionals say, when put together, reads something like this:

Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and hold stil. 
Veterinarian: How's your pretty pussy? 
Gardener: Want me to fertilize ur bush?
Lawyer: Let's go over section 69.
Banker: If you withdraw too early you lose interest.
Chef: Do you like it hot and spicy?
Police: You don't need protection.

Smart propose by an Engineer

Smart propose by an Engineer to his girlfriend.

'Engineer' wrote on a paper -

"will u marry me..?"

n gave 3 options 2 girl -