swallowed a key

Santa: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Wives are like police

Santa: Wives are like police.
Banta: Why?

Santa apni sister k sath

Santa apni sister k sath bike pr ja rha tha,
kuch ldko ne coment mara.
Oye santa teri biwi kinni soni h,

7 ways to catch a lion.

1. Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion .

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait!

Santa at Final Examination

Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. 

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet yes for heads and no for tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on?

Santa and banta jungle mein

Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…


Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Actually a microwave oven

Santa Singh goes into an electrical goods store, you know one of these stores that sells fridges, TVs etc.


Santa walks up to the salesman, points and says,

“I want to buy this TV.”

The salesman say, “Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds.”

So Santa goes away and comes back two hours later after having a haircut, points and says,

“I want to buy this TV.”

Shanta at Parking

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!

Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?