Meaning of Girls

Do you know d meaning of these things -
1 Girl Friend
2 Lover
3 Wife
4 X Girl Friend

Very Simple -

1 Prepaid
2 Postpaid
3 Lifetime
4 Miss Call.
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I told him I charge $100 a night.

Boss hired a sexy secretary & got infatuated. 

10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from
his 54th floor office. 

Police:
'Who was there at that time in the room?'

Secy:
'I was there.
He was a good man.
One day he bought me:
a fur coat for $5000,
then he bought me a diamond necklace for $50000, then he bought me a diamond ring for $10000.
Today he asked me to spend the night at his place.
I told him I charge $100 a night. 

10 inch will be good enough

A lady made an advertisment in newspaper,-

"I want a man to be my partner..
Conditions 3..
1. He will not beat me,
2. He will not run away.
3 and most important.- He will have to satistfy
me in beds,whenever i want.
10 inch will be good enough"

After some hour her door bell rang.

I am sending 100 kisses

- A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in
Srilanka
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the
global market crisis has affected my Company's
performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and
adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,

His wife replied===============

Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one
month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect
only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3
kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses

psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy
session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have
obsessions," he
observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed
with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is
money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny,"
He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is

drunk man arrives late at home

A drunk man arrives late at home.....
.
.
He knows his wife won't open the
door,
.
so he decides to pretend that he
bought her flowers
.
and knocks the door... .

man 80 years of age married a young lady

A man 80 years of age married a young lady.
A year later he carried her to the hospital, and
she had a baby. The nurse said to the man:
‘At your age, how do you do that?’
The man answered: ‘You just have to keep the
motor running’.
Another year passes, and the man carries her
back to the hospital, another baby. The same
nurse said to the man and asked: ‘You are

Don’t drink water while studying

Don’t drink water while studying

Becoz

As Chemistry says

Chemical symbol of Barium

Chemistry class….
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Bindash Charlie: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Bindash Charlie: NA

WHAT, WHY,WHEN were talking eachother

3 GUYS, named WHAT, WHY,WHEN
were talking!
.
.
WHAT- WHY what ru doing??
WHY- I donno wat i’m doing..
WHAT- WHY?
WHY- Why ru calling me What?
WHAT- Now Why did u call me?
WHY- What? When did I call u??
WHEN- In ur problem Y ru calling me??
WHY- What? Did I call u? When?
WHAT & WHEN- What?

Mum you lied to me

Johnny : Mum you lied to me.
Mum : How ?
Johnny : You said my brother is a little
Angel
Mum : Yes he is!

tero result aune bela bhayena ra

Dad : Babu tero result aune bela bhayena ra vane..
Son : Auna lagi sakyo Dad k ko hatar ni..
Dad : Ah..Yespali Result ma fail Bhais bhane malai dady na bhane ni huncha...
Son : Hya Dad tapai pani kasto kura garnu huncha,,,
...
...

I will make sure I will know your age

A conversation between man & women
Man : How old are u ?
Woman : A woman never tells her age
Man : Just tell me your age
Woman : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age
Man : But I will make sure I will know your age ?
Woman : How can u do that while for the last 10 years nobody ever made me say
my age ?
Man : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
ahahaha lol!

Baby are you jealous ?

Boy : Baby are you jealous ?
gf : No
Boy : Baby are you jealous ?
gf : No
Boy : Baby are you jealous ?
gf : I already told you, No!
Boy : Baby can I get a kiss ?

One Girl Went To An Electronic Shop With Anger

One Girl Went To An Electronic Shop With Anger & Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom She Bought.

She Told The Salesman That "You Have Cheated Me, I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop".

Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??

This Is What She Did :
1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer & Selected CUT Option.

2) Disconnec

ted The Mouse From That PC.

3) Took That Mouse Carefully & Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File.

u look great today with this clean shave

Girl : wow u look great today with this clean shave. tell me how many times do u Shave beard in a day??

Boy : 30 to 40 times.

Girl : what r u mad?

boy : no i m a barber..

how he made his money.

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents.
I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

What is Internet Explorer

What is Internet Explorer ??

lecture on Pluto and Neptune

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.

Student: I am sorry teacher, I won’t be able to attend the lecture. My dad wouldn’t let me go so far.

Month Overdue

Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.

" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "