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Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.

Sardarji experiment

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach.

First he cut it’s one leg and told, “walk, walk”. Cockroach walked.

Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.

Then cut the third leg and did the same.

At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walked.

Sardar ji on Air Travel

Once Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.

But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.

After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardarji to leave the side seat.

But the Sardaji told, “I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave”.

The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess requested the Sardarji to leave that seat but Sardarji did not leave.

Then the air hostess went and told the asst. captain. He also came and requested, but in vain.

Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the Sardarji and the Sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.

sardar happy at brain tumor

While having a brain check up…
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Sardarji at Mirror Ship

Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,”May I help you?”.

Sardar: “I want a very strong mirror”.
Shop keeper: “Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000/-”

Sardar: “Is it really that strong?”
Shop keeper: “Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir!!”

depressed Santa Singh

Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

“Oye why are you sad?”

To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”

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Three Sardars at picnic

Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.


An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

2 engineer students

2 engineer students raat me
parhte huay…
1st: kitne baje hain?
2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k
ghar par mara….
1 aurat nikli r boli:

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कूनै पाटीमा ऐउटी केटी लाई पिसाब लागेछ॥
उस्ले सरदार लाई सोधी:सरदार जी पिसाब फेर्‍ने ठाउ देखाउनुस न॥