Kamine tu shakal se hi ..

Girl (sharmate hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi hota hai jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai
For Example
Ladka = Cement
Ladki = Rait
Love = Pani
ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta.
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Girl (hanste hue): kamine tu shakal se hi Mistri lagta hai. ..... tongue emoticon wink emoticon grin emoticon

Behos ho gaya |Hindi Jokes

एक प्रेमी अपनी….
प्रेमिका की ज़ुल्फ़ों में ऐसा खो गया की,
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बेहोश हो गया
जब होश में आया तो रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा,
जानु नहाती नहीं हो क्या ? 😂😂😂

Atif Aslam Ki LOve Story

Atif Aslam Ki LOve Story:-

Girl:"Who are you.. ??
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Atif:"Mein Ek dard hu ya Ek Ehsaas hu..
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Girl:"Tum Mera Picha kyu karte ho.. ??
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Atif:"Bekhuda tumhi ho, har Jagah tumhi ho..

Laloo Prasad job application to Microsoft

Laloo sent his Bio Data 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA.
Few days leter he got this reply :
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further
correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates
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bete ka naam america

Ru Bin: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.

Bindash Charlie: kyu?<!--more-->

Ru bin: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu..

Aiswarya's Baby in Hospital

Dr. To Aiswarya's Baby in Hospital
Dr.- who is ur Grnd Pa ??
Baby : Big B
Dr. - who is ur Mom ??
Baby : Miss wrld
Dr. - Who is Ur Fathr ??

Indian and American talk

Two man, one american & an indian were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot...

The indian said to american- u know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom i haven't even meet. we call this arranged marriage. i don't want to marry to women whom i don't love......i told them openly.....lot of family problems.....

The american said- talking about love merraiges....i will tell u my story. i married a widow whom i deeply loved & dated for 3yrs. after a couple of years, my father in love with my step daughter & married her, so my father become my son-in-law & i became my father's father-in-law.

गब्बर – कितने आदमी थे

गब्बर – कितने आदमी थे?
 सांभा – सरकार दो आदमी थे 
गब्बर – मुझे गिनती नहि आती, दो कितने होते है?
 सांभा – दो, एक के बाद आता है 
गब्बर – और दो के पहले क्या आता है? 
सांभा – दो के पहले एक आता है 
गब्बर – तो बिच में कौन आता है?
 सांभा – बिचमे कोई नहीं आता 
गब्बर – तो दोनों एकसाथ क्यू नहींआते? . . . .

Teacher and students about 3 idiot film

Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D

Miss: shut up & get out.
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Babloo: miss mein bataon..?

What is LOVE.?

LOVE is when mom comes at night& say
"Soja baki subha uth ke padhlena"
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LOVE is when we come back from tution& papa says
"Beta late hone wale the tocall kardete"
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LOVE is when bhabi says
"Oye hero Ladki-wadki patai k nahin?"

Santa apni sister k sath

Santa apni sister k sath bike pr ja rha tha,
kuch ldko ne coment mara.
Oye santa teri biwi kinni soni h,

Nokrani se bartan toot gya.

Nokrani se bartan toot gya.
Malkin ne kaha: "Haramzaadi ye kya kya
tu ne ?
Bacha: Mumma ye "HARAMZADI kia hai ?
Mama: "Ye sochte hoe k bacha gaali a
seekh
jaye" isliye keh diya : "Sehatmand "
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Agle din phir 1 or bartan toot gya,
Malkin ne phir se gali di: "kameeni"
phir bartan tor dia.
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Bacha: Maa "kameeni kya hota hai ?
Maa: "kamzor".
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helmet k upper se hi apna sir khujane laga.

Ek baar Pappu Bike par ja
raha tha aur helmat pehn rakha
tha. Raste main bike rok kar
helmet k upper se hi apna sir
khujane laga...
Ek aadmi ne kaha Are helmet
to utar do.

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein
kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST
PAGE mat dekna.

mom mai kaise paida hua

Bacha to his mom - mom mai kaise paida hua..........??
MOM - beta hamne ek bartan me 
raakh dal kar rakh di thi .. kuch
din baad usme se tum mile.
bache ne bhi ek bartan me raakh
dal kar rakh di aur kuch dino baad
dekha bartan me ek mendak
baitha tha......

kya tum sex karte

doctor: kya tum sex karte huye aapne pati ka face dekh ti ho?
ladki:ha, ek bar dekha tha,o gusse mein lag rahe thhey?
doctor:o,kyun?

dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.



Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Santa and banta jungle mein

Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…


Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

2 engineer students

2 engineer students raat me
parhte huay…
1st: kitne baje hain?
2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k
ghar par mara….
1 aurat nikli r boli: