A naked lady gets into taxi

A naked lady gets into taxi, Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..
Lady: havent u ever seen a naked women??
Driver: no i am just wondering where have u kept the money to pay me..

Indian and American talk

Two man, one american & an indian were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot...

The indian said to american- u know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom i haven't even meet. we call this arranged marriage. i don't want to marry to women whom i don't love......i told them openly.....lot of family problems.....

The american said- talking about love merraiges....i will tell u my story. i married a widow whom i deeply loved & dated for 3yrs. after a couple of years, my father in love with my step daughter & married her, so my father become my son-in-law & i became my father's father-in-law.

फेरि फ्रिजमा मुतेर आइछस् है

धुर्मुशे राती उठेछ र सुसु गर्न गएछ ।
फर्केर आएर सोधेछ M: "बा हाम्रो ट्वाइलेट को बत्ती के भएछ? ढोका खोलयो कि बत्ती बल्छ, ढोका लगायो कि बत्ती निभ्छ"
दारी बुडो : हरे...कुकुरको सन्तान !!! फेरि फ्रिजमा मुतेर आइछस् है

Can You See GOD?

Teacher:Can u see god?
Students:No
Teacher:Can u touch god?
Students:No
Teacher:Then There is no god existed in d world

(students raises their Hand)
Students:Sir,can u see ur brain?
Teacher:No
Students:Can u touch ur brain?
Teacher:No

५ पछि कति आउछ

धुर्मुशे सानो छदा...)
दारी बुडो : छोरा ५ पछि कति आउछ भन त ??
धुर्मुशे : ६,७,८,..
दारी बुडो :वा,वा,पढाई मा तकडा छ मेरो छोरो, अनि ७ पछि कति आउछ त??
धुर्मुशे :८,९,१०

दारी बुडो : अनि १० पछि नि .?.

श्रीमती भन्दा फेसबुक प्यारो

Police:- हेल्लो तपाइ दल बहादुर हो ?
दले :- yes dal bahadur speking.. तपाइ को बोल्या ?
Police :- म इनिस्पेक्टर राम हरी ,,,, तपाइको श्रीमती गाडी दुर्घटना मा पर्नु भो टिचिङ मा हुनु हुन्छ सिकिस्त तुरुन्तै आउनु पर्‍यो ,,

दले :- ए हो यसो गर्नुस न उसको फोटो खिचेर फेसबुक मा मलाई Tag गर्नुस म like हान्छु नि :))

होउ यो त लास्टै भो नि यार :) श्रीमती भन्दा फेसबुक प्यारो ?

अन्याय भयो नि

केटा (भगवान को मंदिर मा गएर ) : . .
"हे भगवान ,
हजुर कै दया,
हजुर कै माया,

हजुर कै कृपा,
हजुर कै पूजा,
हजुर कै छाया,
हजुर कै करुना,
हजुर कै आरति,
हजुर कै स्रिष्टि,
हजुर कै लिला, . .