one packet air |joke

Girl and Priest fight

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call  him a son of a bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a sonof a bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (she stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES
FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Meaning of Girls

Do you know d meaning of these things -
1 Girl Friend
2 Lover
3 Wife
4 X Girl Friend

Very Simple -

1 Prepaid
2 Postpaid
3 Lifetime
4 Miss Call.
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Kamine tu shakal se hi ..

Girl (sharmate hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi hota hai jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai
For Example
Ladka = Cement
Ladki = Rait
Love = Pani
ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta.
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Girl (hanste hue): kamine tu shakal se hi Mistri lagta hai. ..... tongue emoticon wink emoticon grin emoticon

Scientiest Sammelan

हिजो मात्रै भएको साईन्टिस्टहरुको सम्मेलनमा राजेश हमालले सबैलाई चकित परिदिएछन्
राजेश: "मैले एउटा एस्तो चिज बनाएको छु कि । जस्को मiर्फत भित्ताको वार पार देख्न सकिन्छ!"
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साईन्टिस्ट हरु चकित हुँदै एकै स्वरमा: "ओहो !! के चिज बनायौ त तिमीले ?"
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Behos ho gaya |Hindi Jokes

एक प्रेमी अपनी….
प्रेमिका की ज़ुल्फ़ों में ऐसा खो गया की,
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बेहोश हो गया
जब होश में आया तो रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा,
जानु नहाती नहीं हो क्या ? 😂😂😂