I told him I charge $100 a night.

Boss hired a sexy secretary & got infatuated. 

10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from
his 54th floor office. 

Police:
'Who was there at that time in the room?'

Secy:
'I was there.
He was a good man.
One day he bought me:
a fur coat for $5000,
then he bought me a diamond necklace for $50000, then he bought me a diamond ring for $10000.
Today he asked me to spend the night at his place.
I told him I charge $100 a night. 

10 inch will be good enough

A lady made an advertisment in newspaper,-

"I want a man to be my partner..
Conditions 3..
1. He will not beat me,
2. He will not run away.
3 and most important.- He will have to satistfy
me in beds,whenever i want.
10 inch will be good enough"

After some hour her door bell rang.

I am sending 100 kisses

- A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in
Srilanka
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the
global market crisis has affected my Company's
performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and
adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,

His wife replied===============

Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one
month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect
only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3
kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses

psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy
session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have
obsessions," he
observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed
with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is
money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny,"
He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is

drunk man arrives late at home

A drunk man arrives late at home.....
.
.
He knows his wife won't open the
door,
.
so he decides to pretend that he
bought her flowers
.
and knocks the door... .

Extreme Chalak Bachha

Extreme Chalak Bachha!

Son: baba tapailo Love Marriage vayeko thiyo
ho??

Dad: Ho but taile kasari taha pais?

man 80 years of age married a young lady

A man 80 years of age married a young lady.
A year later he carried her to the hospital, and
she had a baby. The nurse said to the man:
‘At your age, how do you do that?’
The man answered: ‘You just have to keep the
motor running’.
Another year passes, and the man carries her
back to the hospital, another baby. The same
nurse said to the man and asked: ‘You are