One Girl Went To An Electronic Shop With Anger

One Girl Went To An Electronic Shop With Anger & Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom She Bought.

She Told The Salesman That "You Have Cheated Me, I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop".

Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??

This Is What She Did :
1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer & Selected CUT Option.

2) Disconnec

ted The Mouse From That PC.

3) Took That Mouse Carefully & Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File.

Power of Media

The local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered d
servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper then read:"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"

swallowed a key

Santa: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

u look great today with this clean shave

Girl : wow u look great today with this clean shave. tell me how many times do u Shave beard in a day??

Boy : 30 to 40 times.

Girl : what r u mad?

boy : no i m a barber..

Frog ask an Astrologist

Frog ask an Astrologist. Plz tell my future !

Astrologist: A young smart girl will touch your body !

Frog: W0W !!!! when & where?

how he made his money.

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents.
I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

Nurse to Engineer

Nurse to Engineer: 
Nurse : Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times.

Engineer: ok

Nurse: What do u feel now....??

डोरबेल बजेपछि हाकु ढोका खोल्न गएछ

डोरबेल बजेपछि हाकु ढोका खोल्न गएछ । ढोका खोल्ने बित्तिकै एउटा सेल्सम्यान केही भन्ने मौकै नदिई भित्र पसेछ र झोलामा ल्याएको गोबर भूँइमा खन्याएछ ।

सेल्स्म्यानः हेर्नुस् दाई म भ्याकुम क्लिनर बेच्न आएको । यदि १ मिनेटमा मैले तपाइँको भूइँ सफा गर्न सकिन भने यो जम्मै गोबर चाटी चाटी सफा गरिदिउँला ।

हाकु मुसुक्क हाँस्यो र भन्योः ए ल ल !! बाउचालाई ट्यो गोबर खानका लागि सस, अचार केही चाहिन्छ कि?

Chartered Accountant Student went & proposed a girl

Chartered Accountant Student went & proposed a girl.

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I will bring stars from the sky, I will jump from where ever u say, I will do anything for u.

Girl : Can u complete ur CA Course without a single back??

What is Internet Explorer

What is Internet Explorer ??

lecture on Pluto and Neptune

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.

Student: I am sorry teacher, I won’t be able to attend the lecture. My dad wouldn’t let me go so far.

Month Overdue

Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.

" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "

three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian

There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.

The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the water it's a 32 degrees Celsius."

The other two were amazed.

"Let me try", the Englishman said.

So he put his organ in the water, waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature is 32.3"

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.
But I did not respond..

I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me
again n again

I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz
I want to Study , I want to Study

Maths Answersheet

Akpo's wrote in his maths answersheet.

Dear algebra,
Im sick & tired of finding your X.
Just accept the fact that shez gone.
Move on dude, find someone else.

What Professional Usually say

The Phrases of what Professionals say, when put together, reads something like this:

Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and hold stil. 
Veterinarian: How's your pretty pussy? 
Gardener: Want me to fertilize ur bush?
Lawyer: Let's go over section 69.
Banker: If you withdraw too early you lose interest.
Chef: Do you like it hot and spicy?
Police: You don't need protection.

Smart propose by an Engineer

Smart propose by an Engineer to his girlfriend.

'Engineer' wrote on a paper -

"will u marry me..?"

n gave 3 options 2 girl -

What is Laziness

Inn an English exam, the teacher told the student to write an Essay on

'What is laziness' ?.
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डाक्टरले पगललाई सोध्यो

डाक्टरले पगललाई सोध्यो :- यो के हो?

पगल:- यो मैले लेखेको ५०० पेज को किताब हो।।।

डाक्टर- ५०० पेज मा के लेखिस त्यस्तो?

पगल: 1st पेज मा १ राजा घोडा मा चढेर जंगल गएछ, अनी last पेज मा त्यो राजा जंगल पुगेछ।।

डाक्टर- तेसो भए साले!! बिचको ४९८ पानामा के लेखिस त?

Hi darling k xa

Boy: Hi darling k xa?
Girl: Ko ho?

Boy: Timro mutuko dhadkan sweety! ♥
Girl: Ta Ram hos?

Boy: Ho tara timilai kasari tha vo?
Girl: Ta Hari ko xora hos?

Boy: Lau ho ni....
Girl: Ta Shyam ko Naati hos?