That means you are Gay

At night In A Bar....:

Bartender: Who are you? I have never seen you before....

Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink :(.

Bartender: What kind of job?

Man: Well.. I am a consultant ..

Bartender: Whats that?

Man: It's a Logical thinker.

Bartender: Logical think What??

Man: Let me explain it with an Example.

Bartender: Okay!

Man: Do you have a Dog?

Bartender: Yes!

Man: That means you love Animals.

Bartender: True!

Man: That means you love your kids too.

Bartender: Yes True!

Man: You have kids that means you are married.

Bartender: Very True!!

Man: You Love your Kids, You are still Married which means you have a Beautiful Wife.

Bartender: Amazing man How do you Know all this?

Man: That's Logical Thinking .. Now you are married to a lady so you are not Gay!!

Bartender: Impressive.

Man: Time To leave...

Bartender: Bye Tc.

About 20 Min Later the Bartender's Boss Came in....

Bartender: Boss, you know I met a consultant today .

Boss: Whats That??

Bartender: A Logical Thinker....

Boss: Logical What??

Bartender: I Explain It With An Example.

Boss: Okay!

Bartender: Do you have a Dog?

Boss: No!!

Bartender: That means you are Gay!! ..

Boss: son of a .....YOU ARE FIRED!!