Some Definations

School : A place where dad
pays & son plays

Life insurance : A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die rich

Marriage : its an agreement in
which a man looses his
bachelors degree and a women

gains her masters

Dictionary : A place where
success comes before work :

Smile : A curve dat can set a lot
of thngs straight

Doctor : A person who kills ur
ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)