Laloo Prasad job application to Microsoft

Laloo sent his Bio Data 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA.
Few days leter he got this reply :
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further
correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates
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Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this
reply.
He arranged a press conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi
hogi ki hum ko Amereeca meinnaukri mil
gayi hai."
Every1 was delighted.
He continued,
"Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter
padhkar sunaungaa..
par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath
Hindi main translate bhi karunga."
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad - Pyare Laloo prasad
bhaiya
You do not meet - aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement - humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further
correspondence - ab Letter vetter bhejne ka
kaouno zarurat nahin
No phone call - phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin
hai
shall be entertained - bahut khaatir ki jayegi
Thanks - aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates - Tohar Bilva :P :