April 2, 2013

10 inch will be good enough

A lady made an advertisment in newspaper,-

"I want a man to be my partner..
Conditions 3..
1. He will not beat me,
2. He will not run away.
3 and most important.- He will have to satistfy
me in beds,whenever i want.
10 inch will be good enough"

After some hour her door bell rang.


She opened door and saw a man on wheelchair
who doesnt even have hands and forearms..

Lady- who are u?
Man- I was in army and lost my hands and one
leg in battle..
Anyways i am here regarding your advertisement..
Lady- How can you fit in my conditions?
Man- Look i dont have hands and forearms, so i
can't beat you...
I am not on my legs, so i can't run away..
Lady- Ok, but what about the 3rd condition? How
wil u satistfy me? Do u have 10 inch big?
Man- What the hell with women's mind, can't you
women use ur brain.
What the fuck you think, "That HOW THAT DOOR
BELL RANG.."

metal baba

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